Maybe you were recently abandoned. Perhaps most of your taste buds were incinerated in a tragic leaf blowing incident. Or maybe you just hate your mouth. Whatever the reason, if you want to experience the real madness of burning hot food, you can't settle for hot sauces bought in the store, like chump. You have to grow peppers on your own - but how? Are there any federal regulations in place to prevent such dangerous devices from falling into the hands of civilians?

In fact, no: you can grow Carolina Reaper and Ghost Pepper Chilis right in your own home with this growth kit, which is only $ 17.99 (reduced from $ 19) for a limited time and for anyone not a coward total.

Let's get to work to win your mouth: Carolina Reaper is officially the hottest pepper on the planet, with an average of 1,641,000 Scoville heat units (SHU), the official rating system for heat units. This is the world record. There are no peppers hotter than Carolina Reaper that have yet to be discovered by scientists. It should also be noted, it has an extraordinary taste.

The most famous (probably) Ghost Pepper Chili has only one million SHU, which will paralyze rather than kill most skinny people or young children, because that means it's 400 times hotter than a jalapeno. It also has a sweet, fruity aroma with a slight smoky taste.

Needless to say, both peppers are the kind of thing you add in very small amounts to very large batches of food. Do not put these monsters on the taco like bell peppers, grind them into a fine powder and add a tip to the chili vat after carefully wearing nitrile gloves. Then remove the nitrile gloves and incinerate them.

Then you eat the best sweet chili you've ever had.

The Carolina Reaper and Ghost Pepper Chili Grow Kit won't cost $ 17.99 forever, so upgrade your chili sooner rather than later. Unless you're a total coward or something.